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Caption Contest!

By Paul | April 10, 2013

Here it is!  The first ever Pooch Cafe caption contest.  Below is the drawing:

Now it’s up to you to make with the funny.  It can be a single caption, or you can add dialogue to one or both of the characters, or you can just say “Wow, that drawing is such perfection words would only tarnish it”, whatever you think.

The best way to enter is to click ”email Paul” under “MEET” in the column to the left (that way you can keep your nuggets of wit private for now), or you can also put your entries on this thread if you’d prefer.  I’ll read the captions entered under “Instgram” and try to look at the message board as well (although I’m getting the impression there’s been some trouble with that), but the best way to go is either of the two methods above.  (You can try entering psychically, but I’ll warn you, I wear one of those Magneto helmets from time to time, and it’s raining today).

First place: A Pooch Cafe original!  Hopefully one of your choice or one like it.  There may be additional prizes based on merit, hilarity, and how much coffee I’ve consumed.  So no rush, and often multiple times if inspiration strikes.

No word yet on the contest deadline, but it’ll be at least a few weeks.  I’ll get back to you re that, and with another little promo announcement regarding actual sort-of contact with yours truly.

Thanks in advance to all those who enter!  Pooch On!

Topics: Main | 240 Comments »

  1. cbarryblackburn Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 8:30 am

    My submission for the cartoon contest April 10, 2013:

    (Poncho) “You’re just one stamp short of a paddle”
    (Mailman)”You’re just one tiger short Poncho”

  2. mdphaneuf Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 8:46 am

    This is my submission:

    {mailman}:” you kidnapped my son and then dressed up like him, just to get on our fishing trip so you could growl at me?”

    {poncho}: “pretty much”

  3. sawwiz Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 8:50 am

    It’s the only way to slow down the mail to keep Saturday deliveries

  4. Ronb Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 8:56 am

    Dialogue to read:
    “OK, if you’re Jesus get out and prove it!”

  5. cdaus Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 9:01 am

    Poncho says: “Sink or swim time Mailman”!

  6. bucknannie Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 9:07 am

    PI2

  7. Mamafly Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 9:14 am

    Any mail for Mr. Barker?

  8. Mamafly Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 9:15 am

    What’s this? Life of Mail Guy??

  9. Peanut Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 9:18 am

    I just emailed you my entry!!!!!!! I love contests! Can’t wait to see how it all ends.

  10. Mamafly Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 9:19 am

    Off my boat..get your own Life Mail Guy!

  11. spinnlady Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 9:23 am

    Poncho: Fear my teeth, Mr. Mailman! You had better walk the plank!

    Mailman: But, I have dog biscuits . . .

  12. wlawson95 Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 9:23 am

    Mailman: (Thought bubble) “Now where did I put that mace.”
    Poncho: “This the dream of all dogs!”

  13. SSJ2Gohan13 Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 9:26 am

    (Poncho): GRRR…
    (Mailman – Thought Bubble): Why do I always have to play the Indian Boy? Maybe I want to play the tiger…

  14. dds135 Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 9:34 am

    This is my Contest Submission:

    Mailman: (spoken) So, are we close to your house or…..

    Caption: Mailman lure #1

  15. peggy Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 9:38 am

    (Poncho) April showers don’t diminish my powers!

  16. papabear Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 9:41 am

    “If we ever find land, I’M Gilligan, and you are the Professor… or Paul.”

  17. kippy42 Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 9:44 am

    My caption for the contest: “You’re Late!!!”
    thank you

  18. dwcushman79 Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 9:45 am

    I don’t care that a boy and a tiger made it work, they were not mortal enemies!

  19. mailman Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 9:53 am

    I’m with Peanut and e-mailed my idea to you Paul. This is great fun to read all of the entries posted.

    Bob

  20. Skooter Boi Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 9:54 am

    [Poncho says:] “Is this as big of a nightmare to you as it is to me”?
    [Mail Man thinks:] “Is this what happens to bad mail men when they die”?

  21. dbzhead69 Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 9:58 am

    Life of Pi my tail end…..you fall asleep and I’m eating you!

  22. Ratticus Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 10:00 am

    Poncho says:

    “You know, I heard a joke on land that went something like this once…Seemed funny at the time”

    Cheers!

  23. jackiesright Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 10:01 am

    OKAY!! I’ll admit it. I only meant to chase you down the street! Jeeze! Sorry!

  24. Emine Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 10:03 am

    Poncho says: You started to deliver “message in the bottle” now!!!!! Does my message say how to find land?

    Mailman says: Nope! it just says “You are lost in the sea without me! Good Luck for finding what you look for!”

  25. ackleyfamily Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 10:06 am

    “I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.”

  26. Ed Calvin Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 10:27 am

    Poncho: “For the last time. I don’t care if the oars are technically sticks, I’m still not fetching them.”

  27. tfoltz Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 10:29 am

    Poncho: We’ve been at sea for 5 minutes and I’ve decided to eat you now.

  28. dsanch8 Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 10:30 am

    Poncho: I can’t tell if I died and went to Heaven or Hell.

  29. Ottoman Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 10:36 am

    Poncho: I then I said, “You’ve GOT to be the worst Genie, EVER!”

  30. ruthcraig Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 10:36 am

    So, you say your name is Ishmael?

  31. Ottoman Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 10:38 am

    Stupid keyboard!
    Poncho: Then I said “You’ve got to be the worst Genie EVER!

  32. lexhg Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 10:45 am

    Poncho: Where are you taking me mailman?
    I swear I have been good, just give me a treat and I will never try to change your dog again.

  33. Mawillia Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 10:50 am

    Poncho- I must have done something really terrible in an earlier life to deserve this!

  34. Bowwow13 Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 11:01 am

    Isn’t there a faster boat to China?

  35. GrandpaB Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 11:14 am

    So you think “Life of Pi was scary”

  36. cmarie Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 11:17 am

    “Life of Poncho” turned out to be an inspiring yet harrowing tale of hope, perseverance and survival – of the mailman.

  37. smarsh Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 11:23 am

    Richard, Richard Parker

  38. orich1.obrien@gmail.com Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 11:42 am

    Poncho: : ” I ate all the Wolly Mammoths’ food, what did you do?”

    Caption: Noah’s “Life Boats”

  39. terryd Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 12:00 pm

    Poncho: Is this your nightmare or mine?

  40. kenkim89 Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 12:06 pm

    Entry: “Replace a cat with a dog in a famous plot and there will be no resolution”

  41. kenkim89 Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 12:10 pm

    *Edit* Entry:”Replace a cat with a dog in a famous plot and you’ve spoiled the resolution”

  42. MUGger Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 12:29 pm

    Poncho: “Da-dum! Da-Dum!”
    Mailman (though bubble): “Oh no, not the “Jaws” theme – does that dog have one original thought in his head?”

  43. Buck Wheezer Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 12:33 pm

    I said I wanted a SAIL, man! NOT a Mailman!

  44. spandocmom Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 12:35 pm

    Poncho says: There’s only food and water for 10. You’ll have to go.

  45. hobbes Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 12:46 pm

    Caption: Casabarka
    Poncho: Of all the lifeboats in the world, a mailman has to step into mine.

  46. sarahndhipity Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 12:49 pm

    {mailman} A tiger, I could subdue.

  47. Pookie Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 1:00 pm

    Poncho- If I promise not to bite you ever again, will you get us back to land

  48. viergutzca Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 1:27 pm

    Double Indemnity, ala Poncho Style

  49. Tracy Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 1:37 pm

    Poncho sez “HEY! Snap out of it, your look’n SATURDAZED!!!!!!!!

  50. rj786 Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 1:38 pm

    I should have used express mail

  51. trinidani Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 2:19 pm

    Caption:Life of Pi goes postal.

  52. macattack Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 2:44 pm

    Poncho: Man overboard!!
    Mailman:[Oh Crap!] Here I go…….

  53. dingels7 Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 2:48 pm

    Poncho says, “I’ve got you now my little pretty !” Mailman says, ” Where’s a Flying Monkey when you need one.”

  54. mrzz1 Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 2:53 pm

    Poncho: This is a dog’s worst nightmare
    Mailman: …and you’re no tiger

  55. Archie Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 3:13 pm

    These are so phenomenal! Wow, what talented fans you have, Paul!

    I cannot even think of anything half as good as any of these. I’ll give it the old college try, but yikes, these be stellar!

    I love #39!

    And may I slip in a little message here. We’re always looking for new members on our Pooch Cafe’ message board. The link is to the left under “SPEAK.” Just click there and register and join us. We’re a nice group of ppl with lots of interesting discussions on many subjects. If you have any questions, you can post them here.

    Paul, I really like the picture you posted above too.

    Lulu

  56. Rogbo64 Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 3:43 pm

    me message has been mailed…

    Rogbo

  57. vince.condo Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 4:05 pm

    Pooch “It worked on Life of Pi”
    Mailman “I’d rather be with the tiger”

  58. Dseries Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 4:12 pm

    Caption:Left to the Albuquerque Mailman Convention

    Mailman: (Thought bubble)
    Last time I listen to my mother about a vacation.

    Poncho:
    “Give me this Pi I’ve heard so much about and this can all go swimmingly.”

  59. rjkford Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 4:16 pm

    Pooch says” If that bag isn’t full of doggie treats, you’ve got a long swim to shore Mailman”

  60. rjkford Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 4:23 pm

    Pooch says” OK Mailman,it’s like this. There’s sharks in the water, or me in the boat. Make a choice”

  61. silversurfer6207 Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 4:24 pm

    Poncho speaking to Mailman: If I hear anymore “Life of Pi” references I’m tossing you over!!!

  62. ame64 Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 4:25 pm

    Mailman: I doubt your mouth is bigger than my head, but that doesn’t mean we have to test it out.

  63. Msgtstark Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 4:37 pm

    I never felt sorry for mail carriers until the budget cuts. This is their new retirement plan!

  64. Dseries Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 4:44 pm

    Poncho:
    “Dibs on the boat.”

  65. joe13 Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 4:47 pm

    Poncho: This boat ain’t big enough for the two of us
    Mailman: No it isn’t it looks like it can hold two more people
    Poncho: Oh who cares! get off!

  66. vjohn7121 Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 5:03 pm

    Mailman: Pooch I’m with you. I’m no happier than you about this sequestration. To save gas they put me on this boat without a motor. I’m just going to put the mail in a bottle and let it float until it gets to land. In a way we are lucky they could have put us on the Carnival Cruise line. No telling where we would end up.

  67. Dseries Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 5:09 pm

    Poncho:
    I’m the captain now. The tolls five bucks.

    Mailman:
    I have no money

    Poncho:
    Start swimming.

  68. Karen Pekarcik Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 5:13 pm

    Poncho-”YOU’RE LATE!”

  69. JGale1 Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 5:18 pm

    Poncho: Allright, who ate the strawberries?

  70. yamaris Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 5:20 pm

    Wat are you looking at? Ill chase a mailman WHEREVER they go

  71. Adam Bronco Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 5:24 pm

    Caption:
    Poncho: This is supposed to be Life of Pi, not Life of Mailman. Take off your mailman clothes, and give me a tiger painting kit.

  72. tgerstner Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 5:44 pm

    “Look, I didn’t want to have to do this, but you have no choice. You can either let your dog go so he can learn to be a real dog or we’ll see if you can swim with all that mail”

  73. mailman Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 5:47 pm

    I knew I should have waited until my wife got home to send my suggestions to Paul. We put our heads together and came up with this:

    Mailman thinking ‘I should have known there was a catch to his offer of a piece of pie.’

  74. Randy Evans Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 5:50 pm

    1. Poncho: Gilligan, Ang Lee on Line 1 !!
    2. Poncho: Gilligan, Slice of Pie! I said Slice of Pie!
    3. Poncho: Gilligan, Sequels never work! Okay, I’ll give you Godfather II.
    4. Poncho: Gilligan says he’s out of original ideas.
    5. Poncho: Plenty of messages. No bottles! Sheesh!
    6. Poncho: Who will be bait? Rock, paper, scissors! On three!

  75. Randy Evans Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 6:17 pm

    7. Poncho: Mr. Mailman, you are in DEEP trouble: You are real; I am CGI. In the movie, the man was always real; the tiger, only 23 times.

  76. duncan Steinke Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 6:20 pm

    mailman: You’r not exactly a tiger
    poncho: well you’r not really to the letter either buddy

    Caption: the american recast of life of why?

  77. jamesrsouth Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 7:01 pm

    Mailman: I don’t mean to interupt your rant, Poncho but you HAVE HEARD of the TITANIC haven’t you? It was also said to be too big to fail!

  78. william.hayes Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 7:10 pm

    I’ve got two captions:

    1) The Postal Service meets the Ponch-Ness Monster ..

    2) The Mailmen are coming! Bark one if by land, two if by sea ..

  79. palerider Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 7:30 pm

    Poncho: “I can handle the Saturdays, but these translantic deliveries are cutting into my hydrant time!”

  80. mhforest Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 7:40 pm

    Poor Percy the postal carrier laments his hasty adoption of the new motto “Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail…nor the high seas shall keep the postmen from their appointed rounds”.

  81. matoran8 Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 7:46 pm

    Two entries:

    #1) Poncho says: “So, who’s hungry?”

    #2) Mailman thought bubble: “Just bark, pleeeease!”

  82. matoran8 Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 7:57 pm

    Btw, matoran8, of Comment 81, is a third grader who adores Pooch Café.

  83. Malice Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 8:03 pm

    Pooch: Only one of us is getting back to shore and I think you know which one of us I’m betting on.

    Mailman: “Gulp”

  84. msque2you Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 8:09 pm

    Pooch: Doggie Heaven!
    Mailman: This is hell!

  85. sharon gullikson Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 8:22 pm

    Can’t a guy take a cruise without Satan’s seed following him?

  86. sharon gullikson Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 8:23 pm

    So obviously I am the tiger, and YOU are the hyena!

  87. jgigliotti123 Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 8:27 pm

    Poncho: NO! You do YOUR business over the side!!!

  88. mikeykillednike Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 8:50 pm

    Poncho: “Don’t worry about seeing Leno back there … It’s not like anyone funny spotted us.”

  89. dummranger Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 9:09 pm

    When the dog food runs out, your new name is “menu.”

  90. Geri Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 9:21 pm

    Poncho “Pitcairn Island!!!!!!?????”

  91. jackcav Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 9:33 pm

    Don’t calm yourself believing this is going to be some mystic journey like Life of Pi

  92. Russell Rice Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 9:35 pm

    (caption) Ben (mailman) soon regrets putting in for the route on the water!
    Poncho:”Grrr…You can’t get away from me now!”

  93. jackcav Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 9:37 pm

    From now on YOU WILL address me as skipper U GOT IT GILLIGAN?

  94. jackcav Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 9:42 pm

    And when I beat the drum quick it means ramming speed, now on to beef bone reef scurvy dogerrrumm mailman

  95. Qyestion Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 9:53 pm

    (Poncho) And you said overseas shipping was easy and convenient….. Well look where we are now!!!!

    (Mailman) Well I am not the one who ordered the 600 dog bones that caused the ship to capsize!!!!!

  96. Archie Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 11:13 pm

    I am blown away by the sheer volume of posts here. It is so nice to “meet” other PC fans. These are just great. It’s like getting to read a new strip every time I sign on. :-D

    Lulu

  97. Rabbit Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 11:17 pm

    (Poncho) For the last time,I am not Richard Parker. Poncho’s screen test. Director Ang Lee considers rewrite of story and casting Poncho as Lead actor.

  98. Rabbit Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 11:23 pm

    (poncho)you better hope those flying fish come soon. ….Coming soon to a Theater near you the Life of Pi the Mailman

  99. Rabbit Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 11:24 pm

    (Poncho) I think we got squirrels.

  100. Rabbit Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 11:25 pm

    (poncho) That was some party last night. Hey?

  101. Rabbit Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 11:28 pm

    (poncho) I’m having trouble getting the worms on the hook.

  102. Rabbit Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 11:30 pm

    (poncho)Paddles! I thought you brought the paddles.

  103. Rabbit Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 11:34 pm

    (Poncho)Man I need a Tree.

  104. Rabbit Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 11:43 pm

    (Poncho)I said “I have swimmers cramps” not “I want some Forever Stamps.”

  105. laurence Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 11:44 pm

    Poncho: “Believe me, this is not going to end like the movie.”

  106. laurence Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 11:59 pm

    Poncho: “Sticks?”
    Mailman: “Not Sticks, Styx. It’s a river. “

  107. boudecea Says:
    April 11th, 2013 at 12:49 am

    Poncho: Once of us has to go and I don’t do the dog paddle buster!!! Not all dogs know how to swim you know!!!

    Mailman: Really?

  108. silentbob Says:
    April 11th, 2013 at 1:15 am

    Caption “Meanwhile on Sherman’s Lagoon”

    Poncho: WHERE IS THAT STUPID SHARK? My peace offering is waking up and becoming aware again.

    Mailman Thought Bubble: I miss my old route. Never had a problem with that bald headed kid and his dog.

  109. JoeH Says:
    April 11th, 2013 at 3:34 am

    Mailman: Even a whimper of a bark and I don’t delever your tax refund

  110. CopperCrow Says:
    April 11th, 2013 at 3:49 am

    Poncho says: “Welcome to the Thunderdome!”

    Mailman Thought bubble: Why couldn’t I get a tiger?

  111. notlrac1971 Says:
    April 11th, 2013 at 6:46 am

    Mailman: We’ve been out here three days and no sign of help.
    Poncho: Calm down, wanna hear a joke…?
    Poncho: So there was a mailman, a cat and a dog on this boat and the survival kit only had food for one…

  112. 97Sally Says:
    April 11th, 2013 at 9:08 am

    Tried to contact you under “Meet”, but cannot find email address so here mine – “This AIN’T the Love Boat Bucko!!” (Poncho says)

  113. bunbun Says:
    April 11th, 2013 at 10:29 am

    Poncho “I did NOT start that fire intentionally, I just wanted some of those BBQ ribs! Speaking of which, can I borrow a knife from you? Or anything sharp?”

  114. George Says:
    April 11th, 2013 at 11:08 am

    You got some “paper” in that bag?

  115. jfavret Says:
    April 11th, 2013 at 11:28 am

    There ARE NO Fire Hydrants out here! I hope you’re wearing galoshes.

  116. George Says:
    April 11th, 2013 at 1:28 pm

    Poncho: “A little privacy if you don’t mind! Um, I could use some of that paper you’re carrying.”

  117. Troll Says:
    April 11th, 2013 at 2:39 pm

    Poncho: Thinking – “At last, a dual with my arch nemesis; I’ll distract him then shove him over bwahahaha”

    Mailman: Thinking – “I don’t get paid enough for this”

    Poncho: Speaking – “That she blows Captain!”

    Mailman: Speaking – ” Whales don’t get mail”

  118. Rogbo64 Says:
    April 11th, 2013 at 3:48 pm

    What I mailed to Paul was…

    The mailman has a thought bubble, and thinks to himself

    “Does he really think there will be flying Kibbles coming his way?”

  119. Coni Says:
    April 11th, 2013 at 4:00 pm

    Caption: Swim or Die Hard Postal…Nightmare of a Mailman.
    Poncho: “Yippie-ky-yay”

  120. silentbob Says:
    April 11th, 2013 at 5:31 pm

    Poncho: What do you mean we have no Poop Deck !?!?

  121. jpa9342 Says:
    April 11th, 2013 at 5:32 pm

    What do you mean oversized packages need to be picked up. Grrrr,oar?

  122. StanKlimezcko Says:
    April 11th, 2013 at 5:48 pm

    Pooch: “Great idea about c-mail!

  123. boudecea Says:
    April 11th, 2013 at 7:40 pm

    Ponch: Oh my Gawd! The only thing that could make this nighmare worse would be a vacuum cleaner!!!!!

    Mailman: as a matter of fact…

  124. jeffzepher Says:
    April 11th, 2013 at 7:55 pm

    So…. I think it stands for United States Postal Supper
    So let me get this straight you forgot the oars and the poo bags?
    OK here’s the deal I find a motor you deliver my mail on Saturday
    Yes I hear the theme from jaws
    Yes I sent for help from my Vet. You’re on your own.
    Sleet, rain, snow. Big deal! We don’t need rubber boots we need a helicopter!

  125. sdevine Says:
    April 11th, 2013 at 9:04 pm

    Poncho: Don’t ask me, its your nightmare!

  126. Rabbit Says:
    April 11th, 2013 at 9:11 pm

    (poncho)”On the name of my father you will make it to the top of the mountain.”(mailman)-”drop the rope”. Oops wrong movie.

  127. Rabbit Says:
    April 11th, 2013 at 9:14 pm

    (poncho)BWAH HA HA HA

  128. Rabbit Says:
    April 11th, 2013 at 9:16 pm

    (PONCHO)Would you Pleeaze quit humming the theme from Gilligans Island

  129. Ratticus Says:
    April 11th, 2013 at 9:40 pm

    Poncho Says:

    “You wouldn’t happen to have a pencil in that bag would you? Because if you did, I could sketch you wearing “The Heart Of The Ocean”.

    Mailman Says:

    “But I want to be Jack”

  130. kingping Says:
    April 11th, 2013 at 10:39 pm

    Poncho Says:
    “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their rounds.” “Looks like your out of luck this time Bucko.”

  131. Dave Gatehouse Says:
    April 11th, 2013 at 10:59 pm

    Just for the pun of it, my comment is: “The tail of the Life of Poncho shorely means that a bark in the ark (oar a bow wow if he’s lion down) may post haste, deliver a stern look from the male man, if he won’t letter rest after he is bitten on his calf, eh?”

  132. GSmith Says:
    April 12th, 2013 at 7:53 am

    Poncho adds a new “PLANK” to the standard mail carriers’ contract.

  133. Randy Evans Says:
    April 12th, 2013 at 8:40 am

    Poncho: Gilligan, I wanted a SAIL,man, not a MAILman!!!

  134. garyhamon Says:
    April 12th, 2013 at 8:41 am

    You better start paddling; if five minutes you turn into a hydrant.

  135. negleyb Says:
    April 12th, 2013 at 11:32 am

    I didn’t say bring the mail – I said bring a pail! We’re sinking!

  136. miniripperton Says:
    April 12th, 2013 at 11:39 am

    Poncho: “I hope for your sake you have the oars I ordered.”

  137. bankolet Says:
    April 12th, 2013 at 7:30 pm

    Poncho: “Not exactly what I imagined the end of the world would be like.”

  138. jayhii Says:
    April 12th, 2013 at 8:42 pm

    Poncho: “What does your precious creed have to say about this?”

  139. mailman Says:
    April 13th, 2013 at 6:48 am

    Mailman thinking “I hope they never let him watch another movie.” or “I think someone got hold of the movie channel password.”

  140. Tim Says:
    April 13th, 2013 at 9:49 am

    Caption reads : “Life of Pi: Poncho Style”

  141. stnkpkl Says:
    April 13th, 2013 at 11:11 am

    Letter?…I’ll give you a letter, Arrrrrr!!

  142. stnkpkl Says:
    April 13th, 2013 at 11:14 am

    ‘Arrr ye be a mailman swabby, which deck did ye think you’d be standing in?..’

  143. richard Says:
    April 13th, 2013 at 1:24 pm

    Poncho: Coastal! Not Postal!

  144. proudmcleod Says:
    April 13th, 2013 at 10:28 pm

    Poncho: NO…You CANNOT call me Wilson!..

  145. harryj Says:
    April 14th, 2013 at 12:24 am

    For your sake, there better be cheese in there!

  146. dlgjr0725 Says:
    April 14th, 2013 at 10:10 am

    Poncho says: TENHUT! There’s a Zombie on deck!

  147. Silz Says:
    April 14th, 2013 at 12:55 pm

    Can you explain to me how we boat got here???

  148. Murray Monastero Says:
    April 14th, 2013 at 6:46 pm

    Oh No! Not another bill!

    Murray Monastero

  149. Mamafly Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 7:07 am

    Thirsty? Me Thirsty? Just deliver to the address, not the name!

  150. Mamafly Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 7:08 am

    Poncho Barker? No! I said I’m Thirsty!

  151. Mamafly Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 7:10 am

    Poncho Barker? No I told you I’m Thirsty! You’ll be Thirsty too if you don’t get off my boat!

  152. Mamafly Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 7:11 am

    Thirsty, Poncho, Barker…a name, what’s in a name? Just deliver to the address!

  153. Mamafly Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 7:12 am

    Thirsty? You bet I’m Thirsty! But what does that have to do with my mail?

  154. mailman Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 7:44 am

    A simplified revision of one of my previous ideas:

    Mailman thinking ‘This is not the slice of Pi I was expecting.’

  155. dlgjr0725 Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 9:12 am

    Poncho: This is my dream and you’re ruining it!
    Mailman: But I’m Jennifer Lopez

  156. Ratticus Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 2:39 pm

    Poncho Says:

    “B-10!”

  157. kendallhicks1978 Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 2:48 pm

    POOCH:GRRRRR MAILMAN: (SINGING)STARTED ON MY ROUTE NOW WE HERE… (DRAKE PARITY)

  158. Randy Evans Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 2:54 pm

    #154 please read #74, second line, where Gilligan is the cartoonist, not Bob Denver.

    I’ve been waiting for a repeat, especially after over 150 entries. Finally happens. The original being my best one. Granted: not a match.
    Close enough. What is it they say about great minds? …

  159. CManeri Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 3:01 pm

    Up the creek without a paddle, with a MAILMAN!

  160. mikelwacker Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 3:32 pm

    Pooch says “What do you mean, I got a postage due letter from PI?”

  161. mailman Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 5:05 pm

    #158 please read #73. It looks like we thought of the same idea about 3 minutes apart. Separated at birth maybe? hmmmm…

    Bob

  162. Ratticus Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 7:08 pm

    I would like to submit 2 ideas this time:

    1)Poncho Says: “Well…it’s been 3 days with no sign of human life to rescue us.I think we both know what needs to be done…You start writing to Spongebob, I’ll try Aquaman.”

    2) Poncho Says: “O.k here’s the plan. I’ll call out for help, and when Aquaman comes over, you whack him with the oar. If we pull this off, we’ll eat like kings!”

  163. Marc1965 Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 7:46 pm

    For the Life of Pie. Give me my Pie of the Month magazine!

  164. gosha Says:
    April 16th, 2013 at 7:11 am

    Id like to submit my caption:

    The Triangle Horror.

    (the carnival ruled out due to obvious sensitivity)

  165. garyhamon Says:
    April 16th, 2013 at 10:04 am

    Don’t look at me like that! I have NO IDEA what happened to your cat!

  166. garyhamon Says:
    April 16th, 2013 at 10:17 am

    Did I not tell you to NOT PET Droolia?

  167. garyhamon Says:
    April 16th, 2013 at 10:26 am

    Wadda mean, “You’re adding this to the poem”?

  168. garyhamon Says:
    April 16th, 2013 at 10:28 am

    Oh, yeah? Well I can spray too, buddy!

  169. diagonaldan Says:
    April 16th, 2013 at 10:45 am

    Ponch: Forget you, Mr Mailguy. I can’t legally do the dog paddle. You never delivered my swimming certificate.

  170. Randy Evans Says:
    April 16th, 2013 at 11:17 am

    1. Poncho: Let me guess: There are 314 letters
    in your bag.

    2. Poncho: Is one of your letters from Ang Lee
    citing copyright infringement?

    3. Poncho: Let me guess the two letters you
    have in your bag: P and I.

    4. Poncho: Wouldn’t it be a coincidence if there
    was a cherry pie in your bag !

    5. Poncho: How ironic: My dream come true is
    your nightmare.

    6. Poncho: You wouldn’t happen to have a flare
    in your bag, per chance?

  171. DaveB Says:
    April 16th, 2013 at 2:44 pm

    Poncho says “Don’t cry when I don’t turn to look back at you going into the Jungle….ah,…..you got a map in that pouch?”

  172. cisco Says:
    April 16th, 2013 at 3:53 pm

    PONCHO: The post office E-MAILED me and said you requested a different route.Did you seriously think it would be that easy?

  173. jayhii Says:
    April 16th, 2013 at 8:49 pm

    Whaddaya’ mean it’s not Life of Pie??!!

  174. Mamafly Says:
    April 17th, 2013 at 9:14 am

    This is not Bermuda and we’re in a rectangle not a triangle!

  175. Mamafly Says:
    April 17th, 2013 at 9:14 am

    We’re in a rectangle not a triangle and this is not Bermuda!

  176. Mamafly Says:
    April 17th, 2013 at 9:15 am

    Attention sailor…address me as Captain Ahab Sir!

  177. Mamafly Says:
    April 17th, 2013 at 9:16 am

    It’s a hellish day at sea Sir!

  178. Mamafly Says:
    April 17th, 2013 at 9:16 am

    You are not my Master and I am in Command!!!

  179. Mamafly Says:
    April 17th, 2013 at 9:17 am

    What’s with the scallops on the side of our boat??

  180. Mamafly Says:
    April 17th, 2013 at 9:23 am

    Did you hear tick-toc, tick-toc??

  181. didkey Says:
    April 17th, 2013 at 8:20 pm

    So this is what you are doing with your Saturdays now

  182. edwardcjr Says:
    April 18th, 2013 at 3:37 am

    Oh heck.I got nothin’.

  183. davester Says:
    April 18th, 2013 at 7:09 pm

    PONCHO: I was told there`d be pie…

  184. davester Says:
    April 18th, 2013 at 7:11 pm

    PONCHO: I should warn you, I Had beans for breaky.

  185. davester Says:
    April 18th, 2013 at 7:12 pm

    PONCHO: Man Carnival is really going downhill..

  186. rusty Says:
    April 18th, 2013 at 11:55 pm

    You know, there are two kinds of good mailmen in this world…those who’ve jumped overboard and those who will.

  187. rusty Says:
    April 18th, 2013 at 11:57 pm

    OOOOOOH…why me, why not Hudson?!!

  188. smudge_27 Says:
    April 19th, 2013 at 4:46 am

    Poncho: So did you bring food

  189. mailman Says:
    April 19th, 2013 at 7:31 am

    Mailman: ‘I must admit, I am really impressed with his Richard Parker impersonation.’

    Bob

  190. garyhamon Says:
    April 19th, 2013 at 2:48 pm

    Please, people, it’s “PI”, NOT “PIE”.

  191. bugzy411 Says:
    April 20th, 2013 at 11:06 am

    Bail, I said bail, man!

  192. Dseries Says:
    April 20th, 2013 at 11:50 am

    Poncho: Yarg! It’s the pirates life for us Sharktooth.
    Mailman: My name is not Sharktooth and you just sank the ship that would get us home.
    Poncho: You probably shouldn’t have tried boarding that Naval ship then.
    Mailman: That was you looking for Clownfish!
    Poncho: Yarg the crew needed a laugh.

  193. Roger Says:
    April 21st, 2013 at 9:46 am

    Poncho: Nothing to eat, what kind of life boat is this? Hey Mailman, got any food in that bag?

  194. Mamafly Says:
    April 21st, 2013 at 10:37 am

    I think that cloud looks like an alligator!

  195. Mamafly Says:
    April 21st, 2013 at 10:44 am

    You think this is a glory ride and we don’t have a destination?

  196. Mamafly Says:
    April 21st, 2013 at 10:46 am

    I’ll decide on the destination…oceans can’t think!

  197. Mamafly Says:
    April 21st, 2013 at 10:49 am

    Who said dogs can always find their way back home?

  198. Mamafly Says:
    April 21st, 2013 at 10:51 am

    I don’t fetch flying fish!

  199. Mamafly Says:
    April 21st, 2013 at 10:59 am

    Hopefully you have my Victoria Secret catalog!

  200. Mamafly Says:
    April 21st, 2013 at 11:01 am

    I still can’t get away from Publishers Clearing House!

  201. Mamafly Says:
    April 21st, 2013 at 11:01 am

    I wonder if we can order oars from the Sears catalog?

  202. Mamafly Says:
    April 21st, 2013 at 11:03 am

    So what if you’re descendant of Columbus, how’s that helping us now??

  203. Mamafly Says:
    April 21st, 2013 at 11:09 am

    Now we’ll have a use for all that junk mail!

  204. Ratticus Says:
    April 21st, 2013 at 11:26 am

    I would like to submit another 2 ideas I had, both quoting the same pop culture reference.

    1) Poncho Says: “What do you mean you never saw that movie? You’re a Mailman, you should know all about “Deliverance”.

    2) Poncho Says: “This isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted to act out a scene from “Deliverance”.

  205. dmitton Says:
    April 21st, 2013 at 10:02 pm

    This was supposed to be a vacation. What do I have to do to get away from you people?

  206. garyhamon Says:
    April 22nd, 2013 at 5:21 am

    Okay, okay, you win. I’ll return your dog Benjamin Franklin….

  207. garyhamon Says:
    April 22nd, 2013 at 5:30 am

    Yes, of course I know how to dog paddle. Do you know how to apply bandages?

  208. garyhamon Says:
    April 22nd, 2013 at 5:36 am

    I don’t care if it’s from Paul Gilligan, I DON’T ACCEPT SNAIL-MAIL!

  209. garyhamon Says:
    April 22nd, 2013 at 5:44 am

    Yes, we’re on a slow boat to Gilligan’s Island, but no, it’s NOT that “Gilligan”.

  210. garyhamon Says:
    April 22nd, 2013 at 5:45 am

    Yes, I work for Paul Gilligan but I never met Tina Louise or Dawn Wells.

  211. garyhamon Says:
    April 22nd, 2013 at 5:53 am

    You were sleeping. Your feet didn’t smell right. So what?

  212. garyhamon Says:
    April 22nd, 2013 at 6:02 am

    Sorry about the shredded letters, but you fell asleep and I was bored….

  213. garyhamon Says:
    April 22nd, 2013 at 6:20 am

    Yes, the cell phone battery died while making a call. And, yes, I ordered a pizza….

  214. old vet Says:
    April 22nd, 2013 at 5:59 pm

    Yeah, right. Neither rain, nor hail, nor sleet, nor snow……! I don’t think so.
    Try to get to my house, now, smart guy!

  215. J. R.BobDobbs Says:
    April 22nd, 2013 at 6:33 pm

    Caption: The Results of Global Warming…

    Poncho: So where is Santa’s workshop?

  216. garyhamon Says:
    April 23rd, 2013 at 9:55 am

    You can repeat your little poem as much as you want, but “flood” isn’t in there….

  217. garyhamon Says:
    April 23rd, 2013 at 9:55 am

    I’m getting bored… can you do sock puppets?

  218. garyhamon Says:
    April 23rd, 2013 at 10:01 am

    Chaz taught me to use the john… how was I supposed to know I was flushing a cruise ship?

  219. garyhamon Says:
    April 23rd, 2013 at 10:03 am

    If you don’t have any food and don’t know any show tunes, why should I keep you on board?

  220. garyhamon Says:
    April 23rd, 2013 at 10:07 am

    You’d better be Chaz in disguise — and you’d better not be taking me to the Vet….

  221. garyhamon Says:
    April 23rd, 2013 at 10:14 am

    If you can’t fish, why do I need you?

  222. garyhamon Says:
    April 23rd, 2013 at 10:18 am

    You can’t fool me… You’re actually the Veterinarian in the Mailman’s costume to take me by surprise….

  223. garyhamon Says:
    April 23rd, 2013 at 10:21 am

    What? Just because it LOOKS like your wallet doesn’t mean it IS your wallet — Is MasterCard all you have…

  224. garyhamon Says:
    April 23rd, 2013 at 10:22 am

    What kind of a dog do you think I am, buddy? Wait — don’t answer that….

  225. garyhamon Says:
    April 23rd, 2013 at 10:24 am

    Yes, I sniffed you there. I’m a dog, I have to check you out before I bite….

  226. garyhamon Says:
    April 23rd, 2013 at 10:28 am

    If I had a saddle, I’d ride you like a porpoise…

  227. si Says:
    April 23rd, 2013 at 6:07 pm

    Poncho: We’ve been out here a fortnight. I’m beginning to think you got me here under false pretences.

  228. Mamafly Says:
    April 23rd, 2013 at 9:21 pm

    I knew those glaciers were gonna melt someday!

  229. Mamafly Says:
    April 23rd, 2013 at 9:23 pm

    Kon-Tiki we’re not!

  230. Mamafly Says:
    April 23rd, 2013 at 9:24 pm

    I knew those glaciers were melting fast!

  231. Mamafly Says:
    April 23rd, 2013 at 9:25 pm

    This is not the Loveboat!

  232. Mamafly Says:
    April 23rd, 2013 at 9:27 pm

    Don’t rock the boat or you’ll be doing the mailman paddle!

  233. Mamafly Says:
    April 23rd, 2013 at 9:27 pm

    I was dreaming of a mermaid and I get a mailman!!

  234. Mamafly Says:
    April 23rd, 2013 at 9:28 pm

    Well they found Nemo didn’t they!

  235. Mamafly Says:
    April 23rd, 2013 at 9:29 pm

    We can call this “Finding Poncho”!

  236. Mamafly Says:
    April 23rd, 2013 at 9:31 pm

    Keep swimming, keep swimming…that’s the last thing I want to do!

  237. lynncunningham35 Says:
    April 24th, 2013 at 4:33 am

    Pooch says: “Now walk the plank..”
    mailman says “Sir.. there is no PLANK!”

  238. davester Says:
    April 29th, 2013 at 5:40 pm

    Poncho: You didn`t strike me as the “women and
    children first” type of guy…

  239. davester Says:
    May 6th, 2013 at 3:16 pm

    Poncho:So I said to the Captain:”How close can we come to that Island”.

  240. davester Says:
    May 6th, 2013 at 3:24 pm

    Poncho:Hey why do they call it a “poop deck” then.
    Oh..by the way,I told them you were my
    master.

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