By Paul | November 27, 2008
My dearest, darling Izzy;
Please do not take my slight as personal, my sweet one. You have the face of an angel and the eyes of a moonlit sky. But I’m married to the road. Garbage is my middle name (besides Perry). We would be cute as buttons together side by side on the garbage truck, it’s true, but as much as I might try to love you, garbage will always call my name. But I will keep your love for me close to my heart and cherish it on cold, lonely nights.
PS: I am neutered.
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